The whole ritual, start to shroom.
Two halves: what you do at the keyboard, and what they do at the windowsill. Neither takes talent, both feel like magic.
Your half
1Choose a shroom
Oysters for speed, Lion's Mane for charm, Reishi for patience. Each kit is a live glass of mycelium, not a bag of dust.
2Write your line
Up to 90 characters, printed exactly as typed. You see it on the tube before you buy it.
3We print and pack
Your message goes straight onto the cardboard. The glass slides in, the lid seals, the parcel becomes a gift.
4It ships alive
Parcels post Monday to Wednesday and travel two to four days, arriving rested and ready to wake up.
Their half
1Open the tube
Lift out the glass, stand it somewhere visible, and keep the tube: the printed message is the card.
2Mist twice a day
A few sprays morning and evening. That is the entire gardening curriculum.
3Bright, not baked
Indirect light, away from radiators. Mushrooms like the same rooms people do.
4Harvest, repeat
Twist or cut at the base when the caps flatten. Most kits fruit again after a short rest.